Not in a car. Not in a boat. Not on a train. Not in the rain. Not in a house. Not with a mouse. Not in a tree. It will not happen tonight you see. There will not be any sex between you and me.
I am tired. Yes, I am. So turn off the light, roll over and pull the covers way up tight. You can not induce me to want to take my jammies off. At your advances I must scoff. Too much has gone on today, that has gotten me mad and made me act this way.
You did not help put the kids to bed, fold the laundry or rub my head. You did not help with the dishes, too. You know the ones... they are orange, yellow, green and blue.
So why must I submit to what you want – high on top or backing it up. This is not the game I want to play, the rules you use are stacked up against me anyway. So I must say again to you. It will not happened tonight you see. Not in a car. Not in a tree. Not tonight, no way, tee-hee, there will be no sex between you and me.