If it Can Happen to Her it Can Happen to Anyone...

If you ask me, the bitch had it coming to her.  Welcome to the real world Barbie!

I Told Him to Wax His Back Before He Tried This....

....but my know-it-all husband just couldn't listen, could he?  You leave them alone for one night to go out with the ladies, and this is what you get....

That bastard owes me a new black Danskin leotard too. I don't recall giving him permission to wear that!