The Minivan Monologues

Life, Love & Sex in the Suburbs

Monday, April 2, 2018

Where oh where, did Minivan gal go?

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To say it’s been awhile is an understatement. My life, in short, has exploded into a 6 ring circus:  sold a house, moved to a different...
Thursday, November 5, 2015

Honor, Empathy, Ignorance

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To the Woman who told me, “It is certainly NOT NICE to meet you,” I never thought I’d say this, but I’d like to apologize.   I apologiz...
Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Popcorn, Cookies & Fundraising...Oh My!

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“If you sell enough popcorn you can earn an iPad.” I said, only to regret the words the minute they escaped my mouth.  I knew that it was a ...
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Thursday, June 2, 2011

Powerless

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I gave too much away. Someone knows it all and I can't hide. The codes, the keys that keep me are not for me or mine alone. They are in...
Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Au Revoir Ma Grande Ta-Tas!

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As I was watching the controversial “Born This Way” episode of Glee on-demand , I kept thinking about the one or two things about my own p...
Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Happy Mother's Day to "The Worstest Bestest Mom Ever!"

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"You're the meanest, worstest mom, EVER !” my 7 year old son announced. “You don’t ever listen to me. You don’t ever care about me...
Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Immaturity Trumps Midlife Crisis

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When I went to bed last night, I knew the morning wasn't going to be pretty.  Before I had finally fallen asleep, my husband had said, ...
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